Friday, March 11, 2011
Because Justin Bieber has one...
Every teenager should have a phone. If they do not have phones then they will meet their friends at the wrong time in which will cause them to panic. When they panic, they will get a heart attack and call for help. What if the people that come for help are teenagers with NO cell phones? They won’t be able to get help in which results in the death of the teenager. Also since all teenagers are talkative and gossip all day, they would want to tweet about what just happened on twitter. However without having a phone, how is that possible? They will be very sad and no one will love them because they don’t have a phone. How can their parents watch the sad little puppy-dog face dripping with tears? Either the parents watch their kids cry or buy them a cell phone. The right choice is obviously to buy them a phone! It’s heartbreaking to watch a kid cry! If the parents don’t buy a cell phone for them then they’re hypocrites! They have phones themselves so why shouldn’t teenagers have one too? Not to mention that having a phone is like having clothes on, without it you’ll feel naked! Anyway teenagers should all have a phone because Justin Bieber has one.
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"If they do not have phones then they will meet their friends at the wrong time in which will cause them to panic. When they panic, they will get a heart attack and call for help. What if the people that come for help are teenagers with NO cell phones? They won’t be able to get help in which results in the death of the teenager."= slippery slope
ReplyDelete"Either the parents watch their kids cry or buy them a cell phone. The right choice is obviously to buy them a phone!"= false dichotomy
"Not to mention that having a phone is like having clothes on, without it you’ll feel naked!"= weak analogy
"It’s heartbreaking to watch a kid cry!" - appeal to pity
ReplyDelete"Anyway teenagers should all have a phone because Justin Bieber has one." - appeal to authority
"Also since all teenagers are talkative and gossip all day, they would want to tweet about what just happened on twitter." - hasty generalization